May 2013
corgipaws:
actually screw it even though it wont be super accurate or anything since this is tumblr, if you’ve had sex and don’t regret your first time like/reblog this \m/
Today at the Disney Store
Woman yelling at her daughter: For God's sake, you are 23 and you DO NOT need a Pooh stuffed animal.
Daughter: I want it and I'm buying it.
Woman: This is ridiculous.
Me: If it makes you feel any better, I'm 19 and I just bought a doll for myself.
All the other CMs: Yeah, you're never too old for Disney.
And the random guy in line with an entire Vinylmation box: To be honest, these are for me.
vickisaurusrex:
cute names for ur newborn child
yeehaw
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
hte Spaghetti
lil shit
swiggity swoner i have a boner
genocide
strifeandslash:
safe sex is for losers (takes off knee pads and helmet)
kauvera:
supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:
wiener-cest:
demeaniac:
STOP SCROLLING
straighten your back, mate
NOW GO ON
woah thanks i really needed that today
tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time
FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME
PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever...
rampaigehalseyface:
blimpcat:
i was...
Watchmeggannn:
thatlonelybarricade:
videohall:
Bird reacts to dubstep
#best four seconds of my life tbh
SEND ME A FACE
(๏_๏) - I stalk your blog
(¬_¬) - You should go away
(∩ -∩ ) - I really like you(r blog)
(° o °) - you shock me
(^ 3 ^) - I want to kiss you
(>^ ▽^) > - I want to hug you
（°Д°） - You scare me
( T_T ) - You annoy me
(~_~;) - I’m too shy to talk to…
(・・;) - How did I end up here?
(UnU) - you never talk to me
(>∇<) - we should rp!
(≧∇≦) - WE NEED RP SMUT ME YOU NAO
(^///^)...
Generation of Baby Miracles
iminashigoku:
Original: 【腐向け】キセキと相棒組の間に赤ちゃんができました
Characters: Akashi, Aomine, Himuro, Imayoshi, Kagami, Kasamatsu, Kise, Kuroko, Liu, Midorima, Momoi, Murasakibara, Takao
Translation: iminashigoku
Typesetting: nana-aniki
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Hey you, yes you!!!! No don't scroll down to read...
totodille:
do she got a booty
she dooooooooooooooooooo
