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Today at the Disney Store
Woman yelling at her daughter: For God's sake, you are 23 and you DO NOT need a Pooh stuffed animal.
Daughter: I want it and I'm buying it.
Woman: This is ridiculous.
Me: If it makes you feel any better, I'm 19 and I just bought a doll for myself.
All the other CMs: Yeah, you're never too old for Disney.
And the random guy in line with an entire Vinylmation box: To be honest, these are for me.
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iminashigoku: Original: 【腐向け】キセキと相棒組の間に赤ちゃんができました Characters: Akashi, Aomine, Himuro, Imayoshi, Kagami, Kasamatsu, Kise, Kuroko, Liu, Midorima, Momoi, Murasakibara, Takao Translation: iminashigoku Typesetting: nana-aniki Read More
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